have you ever had to restart a song because you spaced out and weren’t appreciating it enough
i remember when i was 5 i used to take dancing lessons and there was this kid in 7th grade who’d make fun of me and call me “gay” but the jokes on him because i gave his younger cousin a handjob at camp so who’s gay now
i think you’re still technically gay
You were 5 in the 7th grade?
Fun fact: if you approach an employee and insist that they go ‘check the back’ for an item that’s not on the shelf, there is a 90% chance that they’ll go to the back room, scratch their ass and check their text messages for five minutes, and come back out with a sympathetic smile and a ‘Sorry!’ because they know without even looking that the stock isn’t there.
I was a stock girl for two plus years and I did this shit from Day One
We never had stock except on shipment days. And I’d check the back, reply to a text, and practice how to say sorry without laughing
Customers wanted me to “check the back” all the time at Lowes, but literally everything is on the shelf. Lower shelves are stuff being sold, top is storage. We call it “top stock”. So whenever I have to go “look in the back” per a customer’s request. I end up picking up a hand of cards with the freight workers.
"You’re gonna do great today"
Reid Wiseman is a national treasure.
Petition to ban old men from writing books just because they don’t know how to use an iPhone
Petition to have the youth in this country to actually educate themselves instead of spitting out some bullshit they read on some shitty post on facebook that’s untrue, and continues to spread like wildfire.
In 2012, young adults set the record of completing both high school and college and are on course to become the most educated generation in American history. Maybe you should follow the example of ‘the youth in this country’ and do the same.
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